If you have made it to this page, you've committed some horrible Internet navigation error. We disclaim any responsibility for whatever happens to you from this point on.

Nevertheless, you may be in search of that annual collection of photographs and doggerel known as The Festive Gnus. If that is the case, you've come to the right place. We apologize in advance for any mental trauma the reading of said Festive Gnus may cause, but you have been warned.

The Festive Navigation Bar below contains every issue of The Festive Gnus, from the first to the last. Click on a date at random if you'd like. We can't say the results will be any more palatable that way, but it does inject some mystery into the process. Oh, and we apologize profusely for failing to update this page for... um... well, more than two years, but less than five. We were busy. Fixing dinner. In Bolivia. As prisoners of a bizarre cult that worships Timex watches. But we escaped, and we're all better now, so we will inflict you with three more years worth of Festive Gnus.





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